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[sm0t]

Nobody takes me seriously. Case in point.I despise talking about serious topics as they tend to depress me. I will at all costs avoid any conversations revolving around politics, work, academics, the economy, religion and beauty products. It’s not that I’m ignorant about these topics (especially beauty products), it’s just that I’d rather get

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[ex_nada_o_ni545]

So the point really is that you're a closet nerd.
If you ever come out, I'm dropping you off my friends list.

[sm0t]

The timing was oh so perfect

[ex_nada_o_ni545]

I assure you that liar is now dead.

[sm0t]

Oh sure, burry the evidence. It makes no difference, we all know the truth.

[pontifexofpunk]

Start talking about risk management, and you'll see IT guys running to the hills for miles.

In a slightly more serious note, there's only so much of a point to maintaining a serious tone in everything. I'd probably take things a little more seriously myself if I could make it out of life alive.

Besides, dropping the conversation to double fisting is far more entertaining than any serious conversation could ever be. Getting my former boss to go from how she hates GW Shrub to buttplugs is a memory I'll never forget. Just because I'm decently well versed in many topics, it's usually better to save that knowledge for an interesting tidbit to be given out sparingly, then go back to talking about the 50 ways to fuck your lover.

Besides, it also proves you can be sophisticated without being an irritating asshole in the process.

That's my penny. I can't afford two cents. Take it for what it's worth.

[sm0t]

You know, come to think of it, mention risk management and practically everybody starts running for the hills. I should bring it up in front of all the people I hate, have them all gather toether in the woods and then set it on fire.

[svesy]

I take you seriously when you take yourself seriously and post something that isn't joking, but serious. Seriously!

But in all honesty, you're extremely witty & amusing, however, I do take pleasure in those moments when you aren't aiming to get a laugh out of the reader.

[sm0t]

<3 <3 <3

You may not have noticed but I love to bitch. The thing is, nobody likes to listen to people complain... unless you make it entertaining. By interjecting everything with humor, it allows me to vent while still keeping people's attention.

Like The Big Bad Wolf

[hulagalinthesky]

Very touching.

My What Big Tits You Have Grandma

[sm0t]

I write from the heart.

[maplesstrip]

that's hilarious. just the other day my ass was chapped - something i only thought happened in novels - and i thought: if i were sm0t, i'd sit my itchy buttcrack down and write about it in my livejournal!

[sm0t]

Good writers embrace the idea that inspiration must come from a wide variety of sources.

[maplesstrip]

Are you calling my ass wide?