Who wants a creamy punani?

Don't believe them,, ouzo is NOT your friend!

My head...

Word of the Day: Banus - the bit of skin between a man’s balls and his anus.

Syn: grundle, gooch, taint, chode

Baby, my banus is everything but banal.


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Why does it take 3 weeks to get STD test results back? Do you know how many people I could give an STD to in 3 weeks?

About 1... But still!

Public healthcare sucks.

Woman found sleep-fucking

Now this could never ever work for a guy. He would have to sleep-pickup line, sleep-buy her a drink, sleep-make chit-chat, sleep-bring her home, sleep-foreplay and then sleep-fall asleep after cuming. Way too much work if you ask me.

I admire people who have the guts to kill themselves. If I wasn’t such a pussy, I would have killed myself years ago. People who commit suicide are those who have realized that there really isn’t anything more to life than satiating our basic drivers. I look to the future and I see exactly the same shit that I’m doing now, just worse because I’ll ( Read more... )

Well my kiddies, your beloved Uncle Sm0t has finally gone off the deep end. The severe lack of drugs over the past two days has clearly affected his brain in the most horrific way. Look at what he's gotten himself into...

Medic!

What Would The Jesus Flies Do ( Read more... )

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Awwww yeah! Best birthday ever. My friends rock.

The pills are good too...