WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE POLLS?!

I've tried to make one about 7 times and it keeps telling me "Poll #23423 not found"

To be fair to everyone who responded to my previous post, I'll go ahead and tell my most embarrassing sex story ( Read more... )

Give me your most funny / entertaining / embarassing / sordid sex story. You can post anonymously if you wish.

Oh, and alarmed, don't try to pretend that you've actually had intimate contact with someone of the female persuasion.

Truth is only something you say
when you can't think of a good lie.

Reformatting the ole C drive. I'm all excited and shit.

Nada, feel free to remove me from your nerd-free friends list now.

Nobody takes me seriously. Case in point.I despise talking about serious topics as they tend to depress me. I will at all costs avoid any conversations revolving around politics, work, academics, the economy, religion and beauty products. It’s not that I’m ignorant about these topics (especially beauty products), it’s just that I’d rather get ( Read more... )

Wait, does that mean she was bathing with her clothes on?!

For those of you who have yet to see the best Info Page on LJ, go over to nemenik's journal.

Oh, and his last post is pretty damn good too.

"If you want a woman to marry you, treat her like a queen.
If you want a woman to fuck you, treat her like a whore".

Discuss.

My Children, I have gone 40 days and 40 nights with no home internet. I have suffered much and I return to you now a new man.

To mark this momentous occasion, I am writing this post to you while on the crapper.

And there was much rejoicing.