I played this game and I beat it.

I guess I'm a natural.

I'm famous?!

t3h lol.

One month without internet and counting.

Where the hell am I, Russia?

The building next to my work is some sort of direct mailing depot. Every lunchtime, I go outside to find a gaggle of pretty Eastern European chicks sitting outside, smoking cigarettes and chatting in Slovakian (or something). Obviously the depot boss hires them as both cheap labor and as eye candy. Smart man indeed ( Read more... )

Hey snackdaddy, in response to your recent post with comments disallowed, I have this to say ( Read more... )

Ok, so gothicbra came back and posted another story that was from trephination.net. I called her out on it and she promptly de-friended me.

Am I missing some sort of joke here? Is gothicbra a fucking retard or is she the actual author (in which case, I'm the tard)?

Someone please elucidate this mystery for me, thanks.

I need to stop telling business men who I'm introduced to that I studied economics in college. They invariably ask me questions like ( Read more... )

Freaky Russian Dude: So Sm0t, what did you get up to this weekend?

Sm0t: Well Vladimir, my roomate had a leaving-work party which I attended and got shit faced at. How about you?

Freaky Russian Dude: Me? Oh not much... just went swimming with my girlfriend.

Seriously though, wtf?

Just so you all know, I have been internet-less since I came back from France 2 weeks ago and it may still take another week or two to get it back. Thus, if I have not been commenting much in your journals lately, don't hate me, hate my ISP.

I know I do.

Why is it that when it comes to DVD players, you can get ones that ( Read more... )