Greetings, O Loyal and Patient Fans. Look around you, breathe in. You find yourself once again in the hallowed halls of Kitchen Gymnasium, that cherished Mecca of gastrotainment and tragicomedy. After a lengthy hiatus, our Scrap Iron Chef has made a brief but powerful return to the arena that won him such fame ( Read more... )

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Greetings, O My Loyal Fans, and welcome back to the Kitchen Gymnasium. Long has it been since the last entry in our illustrious series, and great has been the lamentation. 1 Know that your cries do not go unheard - I am with you in the kitchens. I am with you at the table. I would be with you in the shower, but people are touchy about that sort of ( Read more... )

Today is a truly monumental day at Feck it in the Oven Kitchens. Over the past weekend, while visiting magdelane and gabedun, I actually set foot in Penzeys. Not only that, dear reader, but I sniffed there many a spice, and somehow decided I liked one enough to purchase and use it in a recipe, despite not being sure what recipe it would be or whether one existed ( Read more... )

Today, we embark on an entirely new challenge here at Feck it in the Oven Kitchens. After some wheedling, and cajoling, our Scrap Iron Chef has produced a meal that involves:

A) No eggplant
B) No onions
C) No cheese
D) No meat

No animals were harmed in the making of this dinner. 1 We're dialing this baby up to vegan. Truly, a cause for ( Read more... )

In which our intrepid cook boldly goes where he has, in fact gone before. In multiple ways. Tonights dish features no meat, and is built around a need to cook up eggplant. This one is very simple, and the recipe doesn't have much by way of numbers. I always hate that when other people do it, therefore I believe it is time to spread the misery ( Read more... )

Well, there's a Feck it in the Oven Kitchens post coming up when the muse strikes. Before that, though, I wanted to announce a momentous change, and I didn't want it to get in the way of whatever flow seems appropriate to the next installment.

See, a while back, ragnvaeig noticed that I always used my Dr. Hobo icon for cooking posts. This was pretty ( Read more... )

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Today's a bit unusual, here at Feck it in the Oven Kitchens. Never before have we attempted two recipes in one episode. That's right - today, we attempt to do two things at once. Both, I promise, go into the same dish. Otherwise I'd never have bothered. Now, not only were there be two acts of actual cookery tonight, but it's also a very ( Read more... )

... whatever will be, will be in one dish.

If memory serves me right, there are in fact people who don't actually eat meat with every meal. I am given to understand there are people who don't eat meat with any meal, but this stretches my suspension of disbelief unduly ( Read more... )