So I was having this pretty good dream involving a previously-unknown Chopin nocturne when Angela woke me up with a drunken blowjob.

Now that I have your attention...

(Sex sells, or hadn't you heard?)

But yes. The intricacies of piano and violin got a little less smooth and poignant, a little more immediate, when had this turned into a sex ( Read more... )

Reply to this post with anything you'd like and I'll tell you why I friended you and two things I love about how you play your muse. The only catch? You have to repost this as well.

Dating StrengthsDating Weaknesses1. Flirtiness - 87.5%
2. Intelligence - 85.7%
3. Appearance - 75%
4. Confidence - 72.2%
5. Independence - 71.4%
1. Arrogance - 87.5%
2. Temper - 75%
3. Vanity - 75%
4. Negative Reputation - 66.7%
5. Selfishness - 63.6%

Dating Strengths ExplainedFlirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. ( Read more... )

They say things are clearer viewed through the bottom of a bottle ( Read more... )

Things I co-habitate with:

1. A nice specimen of Phalaenopsis amabilis, sitting on a nightstand by the bedside. Moon orchid, that is. It has the distinction of being one of the two houseplants to have a name: Luna.

I didn't name it.

2. A hoya in the kitchen window. I selected it for the resemblance to fireworks. There'd been this case ( Read more... )

Here’s the body ( Read more... )

LAYER ONE: On the Outside
Name: Paul Smecker
Birth date: It took me a few years to work up to dates October 28th
Birthplace: Massachusetts General Hospital
Current Location: About a mile away in the Boston FBI office. God, that's depressing.
Eye Color: The license says blue
Hair Color: The license says blonde
Height: 5'9"...ishRighty or Lefty: ( Read more... )

Grocery list

1. Coffee The grocer's doesn't carry the Kona I'm currently digging. I order that ( Read more... )

It started as the echo of a ghost of a rumor, I don't remember where I heard it first. Passed around at tables serving fashionable little cocktails, or traded over the open mouths of pints of reclaimed urine masquerading as beer, or scratched onto the stall walls of the bathrooms below phone numbers and lewd drawings. If it was spoken it was said ( Read more... )

"It's getting fuckin' hot here, Smecker," said the tense voice on the other end of the line, and the agent rubbed wearily at the back of his neck.

"I did advise against hitting something as big and organized as the fucking Lu Shang tong after you'd just gotten to the fucking city," he said shortly. Smecker dropped onto his back on the cheap ( Read more... )