These Four Noble Truths, monks, are actual, unerring, not otherwise. Therefore, they are called noble truths ( Read more... )

What has it gots in its pockets Things I carry in my pockets or on my belt at most given times ( Read more... )

Things Listed on My Driver's License

1. A picture of the fine state of Massachusetts
2. My license number
3. The expiration, which is in five years
4. My DOB, which I don't have to admit to thank you very much
5. Height - 5-09
6. "M", since Y wasn't an option for 'Sex'
7. Smecker, Paul Luka
8. My address - I refuse to release that onto the ( Read more... )

The Cat

You scored 52% domestic, 33% gregarious, 28% trickster, and 60% intellect!


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I somehow doubt Theodore Geisel came up with this himself-- although if he had, And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street would be a more interesting read. To say nothing of Hop on Pop....

The Dr. Seuss Purity Test

Have you done it on a boat? No.

Have you done it with a goat? Not as of the moment.

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Control ( Read more... )

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)ModerateLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High ( Read more... )

sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane

This, like just about everything else, depends on definitions. 'Appropriate' for one. 'Insane' for another.

Just what type of frickin' crazy are we talking about here? Throw yourself at the padded walls of an institution, hear voices in your head, walk off a thirty-story scraper with ( Read more... )

DisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:HighSchizoid Personality Disorder:Very HighSchizotypal Personality Disorder:HighAntisocial Personality Disorder:HighBorderline Personality Disorder:LowHistrionic Personality Disorder:HighNarcissistic Personality Disorder:HighAvoidant Personality Disorder:LowDependent Personality Disorder:LowObsessive- ( Read more... )

Lamplight casts a yellow circle on the room and the young man stretched out on the bed, and he stands there a moment in the doorway drinking in the lines of that naked body, bared without a second thought with the vanity of the young. He feels old, older after the sex and the post-sex smoke, both of which are supposed to affirm life, not remind him ( Read more... )