So this is the guy Pat [thegreatwazoo] supposedly looks like, according to Jack [nothinglikethis]:


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Click on this. I laughed my head off.

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In other news, I can't believe I didn't eat anything, save for a tiny bowl of over-incubated instant sotanghon, from Thursday lunch to Friday dinner (bless the saints for Double Cheeseburgers, fries, Diet Coke, and hot fudge sundaes). My 250-page Gawad Chanselor submission is in, ( Read more... )

If you can hack into my stupid stupid brokedown hard disk (which I have yet to get back from those fools at First Data Corp., who can't find my computer bag and all the accessories in it, by the way) and extract my trapped files, I'll give it to you ( Read more... )

PRONUNCIATION

1.1 Introduction

A good pronunciation, acquired from the very start, is the best basis for learning a language. If your sounds are right, the native will put up with many errors in your grammar. If your sounds are wrong, he has great difficulty in guessing what you are trying to say.

The chief obstacle to making the right sounds is ( Read more... )

I've always wished I had an older brother. I'm the oldest cousin on both sides of the family and I don't exactly have anybody related enough or young enough to be a non-parental mentor-type figure. A rather long time ago I was lucky enough to get to hang out with someone whom, if he wasn't already an older brother to someone else, I would kidnap to ( Read more... )

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This is the first time I've had to say it, but

MY NEW YEAR FUCKING SUCKS.

I hate the first three days of 2006, I hate people who have turned their backs on me, I hate plasmids that disappear into thin air while they're supposed to be drying, and I hate thinking about the future.

In my opinion, the $200,000,000 used for production and the countless $8.00s spent all over the world for that three-hour borefest could have been used for sustainable development projects, medical missions, research grants, etc ( Read more... )

Today I went to the National Bureau of Investigation office in Manila to pick up my clearance papers. I don't know why my parents wanted me to get them in the first place, but anyway. On our way up, my brother Mike and I were accosted by a man, who muttered "NBI clearance? Kaya kong pabilisan. 30 minutes lang." ("NBI clearance? I can get it faster ( Read more... )