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Time for potty training.

kroker wrote in snufflatron3000 Nov 12, 2009 08:21

This morning, tiny k. got up, changed her own nappy and put her trousers on.

We should probably potty train her ...

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s3k

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It's not working - or grammar extrapolation at it's best

kroker wrote in snufflatron3000 Oct 12, 2009 16:14

"Mummy, it's not working"
"Swedish, please"
"Mamma, den e inte jobbigt"

snufflatron, s3k, languages, snufflatron3000

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Poor EW is ill.

kroker wrote in snufflatron3000 Oct 08, 2009 22:10

EW has just put on an excellent performance of poor tiny snotty misery, right up there with the best.

Lady Macbeth, Hamlet, Miserable Sloth.

ill

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Gender discussions

kroker wrote in snufflatron3000 Sep 13, 2009 21:20

Gender is a hot topic in our household at the moment. k. can correctly identify men and women, and understands that boys and men are essentially the same thing, as are girls and women ( Read more... )

Scarred for life

kroker wrote in snufflatron3000 Sep 08, 2009 20:47

I shouldn't have left her alone to sleep in a room she didn't know.
A week later, we have this conversation at bedtime (The scary balloon was a little lit window in an otherwise pitch black room) :

Is difficult sleep, mummy
Why is that?
Katja scared balloon and scream and mummy comes and granny comes and Katja scared scary balloon, mummy. Balloon ( Read more... )

s3k

Things you really don't want to hear from your toddler

kroker wrote in snufflatron3000 Aug 19, 2009 17:48

k. I'm Erik.
a-m Why are you the baby?
k. Erik gets more cuddles.
a-m What? Who gets more cuddles, you or Erik?
k. Erik gets more cuddles.

Nts, she was cuddled a lot yesterday.

s3k

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Bailey, walk on

kroker wrote in snufflatron3000 Aug 17, 2009 22:04

k. went for her 2nd pony ride yesterday. It was brilliant, she learned to say "Bailey, walk on", "Bailey, turn", "Bailey, stop" and "Bailey, on the rocks ( Read more... )

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Oh no, I have juice on the bum, mummy!

kroker wrote in snufflatron3000 Aug 17, 2009 22:00

k. is pretty funny at the moment. Yesterday, she was waving a knife around and spilled her juice on her seat, which quickly turned into a We-do-not-wave-knives-around-'cause-we'll-spillour-juice lesson.

le_hudd then suggested that we'd have to drink the juice off her chair, which was less amusing since she immediately started sucking the high chair ( Read more... )

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DestructaSloth 3000. With a plan.

kroker wrote in snufflatron3000 Jul 20, 2009 20:30

Today I will

Drink milk
Vomit on bed, hands and clothes
Vomit in mummy's bed
Produce LiquiShit(tm)
Change nappy and clothes
Vomit in daddy's bed
Soil new nappy with LiquiShit(tm)
Vomit on clothes
Change nappy and clothes
Sleep
Repeat above plan every hour

Sincerely,
DestructaSloth 3000

vote for my picture!

kroker wrote in snufflatron3000 Jul 16, 2009 20:59

5 easy steps ( Read more... )

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