Every day, the elf wakes me up far too early for my liking. After some coffee, I stumble into the office. I hear some rubbish, I write some rubbish, I say some rubbish. I go home. I try to sleep. I sleep. Rinse and repeat ( Read more... )

Well. Despite my extremely pathetic start of the year, I can't say I've been faring all that badly. Life has been rather boring, to tell the truth, but that's better than if it were a disaster. Never mind that ( Read more... )

December 31. Auld Lang Syne and all that rot. I haven't made any plans, so I expect I'll be spending New Years Eve sitting alone, here at home ( Read more... )

Malcolm I don't recall if I left my wand at your flat? Along with my dignityI've made a supreme arse of myself as of late. I've been confused most of the time, pissed at work, home, and everywhere else really ( Read more... )

I've only just emerged from the pile of howlers and dragon dung left at my office after that horrible article.

It seems Davies has been pardoned, and no harm done.

Merlin, you weren't lying Pucey.

Blaise, you don't suppose we could skip the pint and I'll just drop on by to the dinner party hm?

Been harried endlessly at work. My deskwitch gets sacked because of a small fire whose origins are unclear, and now I must do all of my stupid interview scheduling.

Not to mention that I've been assigned one of Lee Jordan's stories about quidditch a ( Read more... )

Sod Harry Potter, there's always something news worthy going on in the realm of the Slytherins. Well except for this Slytherin ( Read more... )

I need to get my robes washed for tonight, only I can't remember the name of my house elf. I don't know if it's Blinky or Tinky or Dangle ( Read more... )

I do hope I am invited to Nott's welcome into town. I'll be quite put out if I was forgotten, and left to sit at home, and have a pathetic wank, or worse go to the blasted Gryffindor get together ( Read more... )