GeniusRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,100
Summary: Things heat up between McKay and Sheppard when they get trapped by a blizzard
Spoilers: Set in Season 1. No spoilers
The Greatest GiftRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~7,600
Summary: After the Siege, John is horribly injured, and Rodney helps him heal.
Spoilers: Written before the start of Season 2. Spoilers through The Siege, Part 2. No spoilers for Season 2.
The RitualRated: R
Word Count: ~7,400
Summary: Sheppard makes a faux pas while on a trade mission, and he and Rodney have to set things right leading to unexpected complications.
Spoilers: Set in Season 1. No Spoilers
CharmRated: PG-13
Word Count: 1,675
Summary: Rodney flirts, John get jealous.
A/N: Sequel of sorts to
The Ritual FraternizationRated: NC-17
Word Count: 4,778
Summary: Sometimes, romantic entanglements can cause problems. But sometimes, it's worth it.
Spoilers: Set in Season 1. No Spoilers
The PrivateerRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~2,400
Summary: It's the 18th Century, and innocent virgin Lord Rodney McKay gets kidnapped by bloodthirsty pirates. Oh, what dire fate awaits him at the hands of the handsome pirate captain?
A/N: Written for the live journal sga_flashfic community Harlequin challenge. Pure silliness.
The Sheriff and the PhysicistRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~10,600
Summary: John Sheppard is a small town sheriff. Rodney McKay is a physicist who comes to town for peace and quiet while he finishes writing a book. It only took one look for John to know that this was the man he'd been looking for.
A/N: This is the second story I wrote for the live journal sga_flashfic community Harlequin challenge.
The CaveRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~1,970
Summary: While hiding from a Wraith dart, John and Rodney take refuge in a cave. A very, um, noisy cave.
Spoilers: Set in Season 2. Spoilers: Through 2.4 Duet
Wet 'n WildRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~2,570
Summary: After their adventure in the moaning cave, John promised Rodney a hot shower. Will he fulfill his promise?
A/N: Sequel to
The Cave CouplingRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~4,600
Summary: Summary: "You know, for a smart guy you're pretty stupid sometimes."
A/N: Sequel to
Wet 'n Wild The TouchRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~8,100
Summary: All he'd wanted was to be warm again, but then Rodney touched him.
Spoilers: Set in Season 2. No spoilers
It Started With a KissRated: R
Word Count: ~5,400
Summary: Maybe next time the Grand Poobah of a village invites you to a private party, you'll step away from the open bar.
Spoilers: Set in Season 2. No spoilers
AftermathRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~2,000
Summary: A little PWP tag for Critical Mass
A/N: Spoilers for 2:13 Critical Mass
One ChanceRated: PG
Word Count: ~870
Summary: You only get one chance for a first kiss
Spoilers: No spoilers
Like a VirginRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~5,000
Summary: Rodney's deepest secret has been exposed, and it could lead to his death. Fortunately, Major Sheppard has a plan.
Spoilers: Set in Season 1. No Spoilers
No Man Left BehindRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~6,800
Summary: It was Afghanistan all over again. Two of his men were trapped behind enemy lines and he was being ordered to retreat. He hadn't been able to leave his men behind then, and he was even less able to do so now.
Spoilers: Spoilers for 2:20 Allies
Do You Believe in MagicRated: PG
Word Count: ~2,700
Summary: "It was not my fault!" Rodney said frantically. "I told him never to touch anything in this lab until we'd checked it out. I told him."
Spoilers: Set in Season 2. No spoilers
FlashbackRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~5,400
Summary: A celebration on an alien planet complete with drugged Rice Krispies Treats leads John and Rodney on a magical, mystery tour.
Spoilers: Set in Season 3. Mild spoiler for 2:19 Inferno
An Exceptional Cup of CoffeeRated: PG-13
Word Count: ~2,000
Summary: Something had to be done to repair this damaged friendship, and since the two men involved were too childish to get past their hurt feelings, it looked like it was up to Radek to fix the problem.
Spoilers: Through 2:6 Trinity
Queer as Some FolkRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,800
Summary: Rodney's tired of not having sex since coming to the Pegasus Galaxy, and so he devises what he thinks is a cunning plan.
Spoilers: Through 2:8 Conversion
Scent of a ManRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~1,000
Summary: As he walks through the silent halls of Atlantis, he carries Rodney's scent with him.
A/N: Sequel to
Coupling, however, the other stories don't need to be read for this to make sense.
Under the InfluenceRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~4,700
Summary: John and Rodney decide to conduct a 'controlled experiment'.
Spoilers: Spoilers for 2.4, Duet and 3.3, Irresistible
DebasementRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~7,200
Summary: While on a mission, John breaks a taboo that puts Rodney on the receiving end of the punishment.
Spoilers through 2:19 Inferno
Five AUs I'm Never Going to Write (Maybe)Rated: G
Word Count: 370
Summary: Title says it all, folks
Spoilers: None
Mistaken PerceptionsRated: PG
Word Count: ~300
Summary: If anyone had ever asked John, he would have said that Rodney was probably bad in bed.
Spoilers: None
Regrets, I've Had a FewRated: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Rodney
Word Count: 1,100
Summary: Summary: Sometimes, you do things in the heat of the moment you live to regret. But then sometimes, you don't.
Spoilers: None
Relaxation TechniquesRated: NC-17
Word Count: 3,100
Summary: Rodney's not happy with Carson's plans to get him to relax, so John steps in and offers assistance.
Spoilers: Very slight one for 2x12 Epiphany
Rodney McKay and the Sexy AlienRated: R
Word Count: ~1,290
Summary: "All I know is that every time I get taken captive, it's the Wraith. Just once, I would like to be taken prisoner by the sexy alien."
Spoilers: 4x05 Travelers
EyelashesRated: PG-13
Word Count: ~350
Summary: John contemplates Rodney's eyelashes.
Spoilers: None
Finding the Way HomeRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~18,300
Summary: While on a mission with another team, Rodney is kidnapped by an old enemy leaving John in a desperate scramble to find him before it's too late.
Spoilers: Through 2x06 Trinity. AU after that.
FamilyRated: G
Word Count: ~380
Summary: A missing scene from Outcast. John shouldn't have to go through this alone.
Spoilers: 4x15 Outcast
When I'm Sixty-FourRated: PG
Word Count: 478
Summary: Will you still feed me, will you still need me, when I'm sixty-four?
Spoilers: Inspired by 4x20 The Last Man
A Matter of TrustRated: PG
Word Count 168
Summary: "Don't trust me?"
Spoilers: 2x19 Inferno
DiscoveryRated: Mild NC-17
Word Count: 455
Summary: John had come to the realization that he was probably never going to be "happy".
Spoilers: 4x15 Outcast
End GameRated: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: John & Rodney play a nice game of chess
Spoilers: None
The Many Talents of Rodney McKayRated: NC-17
Word Count: ~550
Summary: Everyone knew that Rodney McKay was a man of many talents, but John had discovered a few hidden ones.
Spoilers: None