I scored a goal on Saturday in a men's league hockey tournament. I had a witness and everything. Since this is such a momentous occasion, I figured I would share with you, the loyal reader, the steps leading to the goal. We are going to break this into three sections, the plan, what people saw, and what actually happened.

THE PLANJumping ( Read more... )

Wow I used to update this thing a lot. Just took me fucking forever to find this entry where I introduce the Pirate. Let me set up this story by saying we here at work hire managers' children to work as interns. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't, but we always get those e-mails saying "I'd like to introduce so in so who will be ( Read more... )

Continuing my hopefully soon-to-be-ending saga against the worst cable company in the nation. Seriously, all you people on other cable companies bitching about your service? FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT!

( Long boring rant ahead! )

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Even if you don't live in New England. Help us Live Journal community you pathetic group of mouth breathers and charming alcoholics! You're our only hope!

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I played a men's league hockey game last night, and in honor of the awesome douchebaggery (fuck you Mozilla that is TOO a word!) that transpired, I figured I'd give out some awards ( Read more... )

Last night in a men's league game an opposing player was called for a penalty. The transgression was tripping, but in actually he took a two-handed slash at one of our guy's calves right in front of the ref. Listening to the stream of expletives that erupted from the offender's mouth you would have thought HE'D been the one to get slashed on the ( Read more... )

Walked to the wrong floor this morning. I blame the Giants.

Apparently my foot bone is connected to my brain bone. Every fucking time I take a puck off the foot I forget to take my goddamned contact lenses out. I wonder if I took a puck to the head if I'd forget to take my shoes off?

Just moved into my very own office. It only took 5 years. Now I can pick my nose and take my pants off with reckless abandon! So...nothing's changed, but I'll get pissed every time I get all the way upstairs before I remember I work on the first floor now.