For the past few weeks, my cell phone has been doing the most annoying thing. If the volume is up, it has sporadically made a 'dingdong!' sound. The few times I have caught it have been just as the screen was flashing some message which immediately disappeared with the sound. There was no regular time interval for the sounds, either. I could ( Read more... )

On the weekends, I like to go see a movie if there is a good movie out. Quite usually, my movie buddy is a guy named Mark that I have been friends with for YEARS. I also see them with Halo if she wants, or my brother if he's around. Pretty much I'll go see a movie with any friend that's around, but of course the problem is most of my friends ( Read more... )

This and this convey news that is somewhat startling and a bit sad, I think. On the one hand, I'm all for a healthier diet for children. On the other, it's a sad commentary when people buy and feed their kids crap and then sue the people who made the crap for making the crap. How fucking irresponsible and retarded do you have to be as a parent ( Read more... )

Week 1 of back to the rodents has been successfully completed! All is well in the world of rodents. In fact, all is as I left it pretty much. Well, actually, they use XM radio now, which is a HUGE improvement over listening to one of the local radio stations for 9 hours at a stretch. HUGE. Radio here sucks infinitely more now than it did five ( Read more... )

Dicks ( Read more... )

Okay. Can somebody PLEASE tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THE PENGUIN MOVIES?!?Seriously. In the past two or three years there've been an inordinate amount of penguins on the big screen. I saw one movie, I'll admit it. Happy Feet. But Jesus. I have NO idea where this obsession came from. THERE ARE PENGUINS EVERYWHERE!!! EVERYWHERE, I TELL ( Read more... )

The last two postings in my journal contain large letters. This amuses me ( Read more... )

Just because I like to hit multiple channels of communication...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SNICKERS!!!

This may be the first year that I can't be there on the day of, but starting next year it will be very hard not to be there on this day! ^__________^

>>Spazz Out

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Now all that remains is for me to change my last name to

DOOM
.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>Spazz Out

A friend of mine forwarded me this. It is quite hilarious. Enjoy!

( Amusement )