Her: What did you guys do today?
Me: We cleaned the house, watched some tv, gave out some rent receipts. Y'know. Same ol' crap.
Her: Really? Did you guys really clean the house?
Me: Yeah. Reorganized all of the toys in the living room, did dishes, cleaned the floors. Winnie dusted.
Her: CUTE! Did you take out something for dinner?
Me: No
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