I wanted to work on GREY this evening, but I'm afraid I just can't stay awake anymore. So I guess the 'unofficial' update is that there is no 'official' update.

Hopefully I'll be closer to something resembling alert tomorrow. Until then, kids.

Chapter 5 Wordcount: 5,668.

Dear Tenant #7:

For the last time.

You absolutely, positively CANNOT under any circumstances whatsoever, leave your child at home by herself. This is a non-negotiable law in ths country. If you break it, someone in a minivan (much like the one that came to see you today) for Child Welfare Services (the organization whose logo was emblazoned on ( Read more... )

...shake yo' groove thang, baby, shake yo' groove thang, yea yea ( Read more... )

(faint sound of singing in background, and a small light being clicked on.)

...shake yo' groove thang, baby, shake yo' groove thang, yea yea...(fade into a brisk Spring morning, -7 degrees outside, with a chance of freezing rain throughout the day. Somewhere, a dog barks. A baby fiddles with the buttons on the television six feet away, as the host ( Read more... )

Anybody know who's responsible for Kingdom Hospital's theme song? Anybody who can tell me gets five Canadian dollars.

(That's almost a single American penny, for those of you across the border. Rather than mail you a penny, though, I think I'll just send you my thoughts. Ha! Get it?)

Grey Update -- Chapter 5 Wordcount: 4,580 ( Read more... )

• Salvatore Chirilino picked a four leaf clover on a clifftop in Vibo Marina, Italy - then plunged 150ft to his death. "He slipped on the wet grass", said his wife, "and went over the side". A police spokesman added: "It's just not lucky for everyone".
• An elderly woman in Donetsk, Ukraine, probably a vagrant, was blown to pieces near the city's ( Read more... )

(We interrupt your Spring cheer to bring you this brief announcement.)Dear Idiot (also known as Tenant #4 ( Read more... )

It's Spring, people ( Read more... )