He's 15. Damn. I guess I'm no more criminal than the sick fucks that were all excited when girls like the Olson twins or Alyssa Milano were growing up. Bah.

I have to admit I have a horrible, disgusting "I can't wait until he's 18" crush on the boy who plays Harry Potter. He will make a fine young man someday. I'm a dirty, dirty girl... But he looks...almost...of age in the 3rd movie. I wonder how old he is...

The hispanics at work like my ghetto boo-tay. They think they are cassanovas. They think they can a) seduce a lush like me or b) take advantantage of a lush like me. They have created a society of their peers that also wishes to do just this. I have tapped into their secret plot. Actually, I tapped into their secret plot several months ago. ( Read more... )

i am arisen!

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You like that cliffhanger on my final sentence? I have no idea where I was going with that.

But I am including middle names also because I think that they are also pertinent ( Read more... )

So I figured everyone probably thought I either took an extended vacation, died from stress or something to that affect. My mysterious disappearance is attributable to a time-consuming job; but at least I'm making (a little) money and I'm feeling miserably sane and happy right now. I would tell you all of the little events here and there that ( Read more... )

livejournal can suck my asshole.

wtf is up with all these server problems?

i defriended a few people, we hadn't talked in a while and i just have too much reading to do for how busy i am right now. sorry, please don't take offense. doubt you would.

( it's been awhile, had to lj cut this )