I had my whole boring list but deleted it ( Read more... )

The way to a man's heart is not through his stomach.
Who came up with that?
You might get some attention if you make a tasty cake or pie, but it certainly has never sealed the deal for me.

Every time I tell my friend at work what I made myself for lunch, or what I thought about a dish at a restaurant he's like, "when are you gonna start a food blog."
I don't know how I really feel about the idea, but I did make myself a pretty bitchin' omelet yesterday.

 You know how you have a song stuck in your head? I have the feeling of boobs stuck on my hands.  Mammograms are AWKward. I'm pretty sure I'll be awesome at them though ( Read more... )

I got lonely on Saturday. I didn't expect to be alone for the entire day, got really depressed and bought 2 new dresses ( Read more... )

Maybe what I eat for lunch is interesting. Maybe I'm selling myself short. My grammar really could use some work, but still...
I just read all my old entries and made myself laugh two or three times.
I'm going to try to post once a week for the next 4 weeks.
You're welcome everybody.

What American accent do you have?
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Dallas is full of rich dingdongs. Expensive hotels are sort of fun.
There is WAY too much fun shit to do in Austin. Every single night there's something fun I wish i could go to.
I'm tippin my 40 tonight for the best cat i ever knew, Baby Screamer. Love you Tribert.

Ok the other night I was talking to my friend Sally about how if Warner Herzog weren't successful he would be considered a total douche by all his friends. Jim Carroll too.
The Basketball diaries is retarded. I guess I could try to read the actual source material, maybe it's not stupid....

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