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mock the vote
"Hillary will kick his ASS, bro!" Curtis was emphatic. He had his hands in front of his face, bobbing his head back and forth to either side of them. "She'd be like... uhn!" He jabbed a fist forward in the air. "Then... UHN!" He made an awkward, off-balanced leg kick and almost fell over. "And then... POW!" He jumped a little in the air, ( Read more... ) -
no one is safe
Curtis was rocking back and forth in a bean bag chair in my living room. The end credits of Lost was scrolling across the TV screen.
"That was off the chain, bro! And what's up with the dude from The Wire fuckin' with Hurley's head about there being more survivors and "the Oceanic Six" and shit. Oh.. OH... DUDE! I bet you the last season is ( Read more... ) -
outlaw
I was getting off a plane in Denver for a two-hour layover in a flight to Los Angeles last Monday when Morty called ( Read more... ) -
livejournal is serious business
I write in my journal just for me ( Read more... ) -
scar tissue that i wish you saw
The road to LJ Idol stardom is paved with blood, sweat, and tears, brothers and sisters. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise - it's not all glamour and intrigue. What starts as wide-eyed enthusiasm and inspired performances soon becomes a torturous gauntlet of deadlines, paparazzi, and public scrutiny. Then there is the business side of the coin ( Read more... ) -
and 31-day extended orgasms
What I want for 2008 to bring is what I want every year, the future; the future dreamed by the millions who came before me. Sometimes it was dystopian visions involving the thought police, fire departments that burned books or post-apocalyptic wastelands teeming with violence. They were cautionary tales which thankfully never came to pass. Other ( Read more... ) -
my best friend
I was waiting for my best friend Curtis in the lobby of the hotel when he checked-out on Sunday morning. I had brought him with me on the company dime, but hadn't been able to see him very much. Between press junkets and sponsor obligations, most of my time had been spent in board rooms and banquet halls, while Curtis spent the weekend knee-deep ( Read more... ) -
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