*Heads for the pub with Ilmarë and leaves a note for Voronwë before he does so.*

Voronwë my excellent friend,

My most bodacious colleague, Ilmarë and I have gone to the Star and Tree for a couple of barrels pints. If you'd care to join us that would be totally awesome lovely. I'm buying.

Rock on, see you soon,
Li'l 'Rendil Dude Eärendil.

*manages to find the pub with no help whatsoever from the reluctant Balrog in his grasp*

*sits at the bar and orders a round of Fireballs™* >:D

*sees the state of the Mindon* :\

*decides to go for a drink*

*heads into the pub*

*takes a table in the corner*

*starts to scribble a few notes*

*send flowers (lilies? too gloomy?) to Ar-Zimraphel?
*have a fruitbasket sent to Macalaure
*hire in a team of cleaners
*have shrubbery replanted

*win back fiancé

*goes out to explore Tirion a bit more* *doesn't actually tell anyone he's going out*

*ventures beyond the park for the first time*

*strolls along the main street before encountering the pub*

What the hay, I've time to get a drink before they send out the search parties.

*mopes*

*goes to the pub to get drunk*

*Is in his once-weekly I HATE MY FATHER strop.*

*Contemplates going to the Consulate but decides against it, thinking that daddy dearest might still descend on him with a new inbox, with shiny new paperwork for him to sign, file, worship and adore.*

No. Screw it. I'm going to the pub.

*peeks in, ascertains there's nobody working who was there THAT day*

*wanders inside and pulls up a stool*

*misses her pansy ada*

;_;

*storms into the pub*

BARKEEP!!!! A FLAGON OF ALE!!! AND WHERE ARE YOUR WENCHES?

*figures t'is the season and all that*

*puts a special offer on mulled wine and breaks out the mince pies*

Right. The wife has given me dispensation to get hammered tonight so I'm taking her up on it. I want to have some fun before the wailing starts.

So, friends, Numenoreans, countrymen not dad or anyone who wants to kill me, come get sozzled with me. You can call it a celebration if you want, I'm just calling it getting trollied.