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hey, everybody. i know i don't post on here too often... i apologize for that ( Read more... )

So, I thought it would be possibly fun to check out an internet dating site. I go to lavalife.com, input a profile, and type in my search criteria. My list of guys pops up (7 men), and I know the guy in one of the photos! I did a production of Cinderella with him when I was about 14 years old, way back in the NH. He was a pompous, untalented ( Read more... )

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***NOTE: I just finished this note and realized that "quick" is not the adjective for it. I will not be offended if people don't read the whole thing ( Read more... )

There is a guy at my job named Antonio. At least, that's what he told me. It turns out that his name isn't actually Antonio. He's from Mexico and has been working for the restaurant for 5 years. He has a family back there, a wife and three daughters. His family needs the money, so he lives here. The name thing came into play today. Antonio ( Read more... )

My gay manager drunkenly told me that he wants to have my baby.

Then I came home, and found my tooth paste tube in the shower.

Yeah, I don't know either.

See above.

Hi there. It is 225 am in NYC. Right now I cannot go to sleep. No, not literally. I need to be at the airport for a 625 am flight and I have decided that I cannot risk going to sleep. I know myself too well to think that I could rest my head for an hour or so and get up on time to make it to JFK.I am usually awake until 6 am anyway, but since ( Read more... )