Also, they gave me a prosthetic hand for the hand I bit off but I don't wear it very often because it makes my skin itch.

My son put me in some sort of 'rest home' where I eat mashed potatoes with runny gravy and I draw pictures with crayons every day. These women are here dressed in white and they give me paper with pictures already on them and I was wondering why should I draw pictures if there's already pictures on them and they said that I should colour in the ( Read more... )

They finally let me out of the straps on my hospital bed but I think they didn't wash me at all and I think these hospitals and these doctors are dirty so I know what I have to do, yes yes yes yes yes I know what I have to do because my hand is no good to me anymore not only my hand but my entire left arm is no good to me because I can't even write ( Read more... )

Why are they making me eat this tube???

I have a headache. I found these little red and yellow pills in a bottle and it said to take two so I took two but then I thought, what if these two doesn't work? What if I need more because you never know unless you take more that you can be sure that the headache will be gone so then I took 11 but then I thought maybe I should make sure that the ( Read more... )

Thank you thank you to my daughter and my grandson who got me cleaned up after I passed out although I think I need to take a shower maybe 18 more times just in case because I'm probably dirty again.

I wore out my bit of iron wool so I need a little bit more just a little bit will do.

uhhhhhhhhhhghhhhh...nomore plastic bubble for me.

*vomits*

*passes out*

I wrapped myself in bandages and now I'm settled in my large atmosphere-contained plastic bubble thank you to the High King of Arda thank you thank you thank you uh oh I'm rolling now I don't know if I can type any furtheteirheaoirhaklrhakehfdworjaspj

I need a special atmosphere-contained plastic bubble made for me because I'm afraid that I'll die a horrible death if I don't because of all the bacteria and the viruses and the germs swarming all over the place.

Oh please please please please can someone make one for me? I need one so badly please please please...

Okay so I scrubbed my feet and legs and arms and hands with a bit of steel wool under soap and hot water 27 times and I think I may be safe from germs right now. No wait, it won't hurt if I scrub another eight times it never hurts. It's better to be safe this way.

I think my skin is bleeding but that's okay.