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Daaaaamn, I had so much fun at oolong's boogie. Like "What the hell?!" amount of fun. Because you all know how well I like crowds and flashing lights, so it must just be a gay thing. Unfortunately, it's still going on. They ran out of water upstairs and I didn't last two hours after that since I didn't want to kill myself on one of their dollar bargain ( Read more... )

For the second time in my life I weigh under 300 pounds. As of last night I hit 299 and falling. For those playing the "No Fucking Way!" home edition, that's 33 pounds in just over 3 months. If I could go back in time to the last time I weighed 299 pounds I'd say "Goddamn, kid. You're like 8 years old and you already look like 4 Krangs in an ( Read more... )

My previously mentioned rich kid with dead parents and a flying ship. When I created Luken my goal was to make a niave Pollyanne hero, like Yugi Moto or Luke Skywalker, and give him a dark and terrible destiny (It's an actual trait you can give a character in this system and it basically says that the GM picks on you) to see if it makes him step up ( Read more... )

I feel some affection for this laptop just because it's warm. Not only is it warm, it's helpless, which are two essential pieces to being cute. It's just like a pet, that's why it's not sad when I sleep with it. As long as I'm giving it electricity and stimulation, there's no reason why I shouldn't derive some anthropomorphic sentiment from being ( Read more... )

Dr. White. I played her in a GURPS campaign for about a year I guess just to see if I really don't like being evil or psychotic. I guess I lost that game because she died, but it's ok because she was evil and because she illustrated a point. Lunans have no morals. They will acquire genetic material from space pirates by any means necessary. Any ( Read more... )

I'm not interested in keeping a body for all the reasons I'm not interested in keeping a pet. It's a tedious animal thing and when it's not hungry or making poops or jumping up in my lap for attention then I'm supposed to drop everything and snuggle while it sleeps for just ridiculous tracks of time. Like for hours, every day, to death. I spend ( Read more... )

Check your IQ with just two easy questions!

Which of these are real?

1. Jesus

2. Global Warming

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People are going to see that big thumbs up on my leg and feel better about their day :D

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