We are gathered here today to honor the valiant death of Captain Bert Hendover. Survived by his ship; the Amonite, it's shuttle squids and the urchin; and by 28,462 HEN-007 class mars clone/citizens. Bert Hendover was of a dead breed. Having spent more time in cold sleep than any other human, he was a relic of the pride and assurance humans once ( Read more... )

Wades in Water

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I was bested in a feat of strength yesterday by my friend Mike. He's a reed of a man and downright sickly but he can do a chin up and I can't. That BURNS me ( Read more... )

This face may be good for something other than scaring small children yet. Today whistling, tomorrow winking ( Read more... )

Never has my bibliophilia made such a direct assault on my other philias. Lesson learned I suppose; save some bills for the walk home.

I can't get enough of these things! Thank you internet.

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I just finished a hat and glove set I call Modern Gnomewear this mourning and finally took some pictures of my work.

So here it is, Modern Gnomewear. The hat is actually a knit bandanna. I wear a lot of bandannas and wanted a knit one.
Gnomes
Made to be worn
Commune with the MistThese are some of my favorite gloves, Thorns Mark II. It's some metal ( Read more... )

This poor kid gets torn apart by wolves and owlbears all damn day just to scrape together enough money to get an item that lets me get more pelts out the the wolves tearing him apart. Surely an hour servicing some lonesome, war weary soldier for a thousand gil (not to mention getting his nimble fingers into more than a few post coitusly innatentive ( Read more... )

I followed a rainbow to the end today. I was walking this mourning and noticed something very curious. Don't ask me how or why, but some thousands of spiders had completely cobwebbed the surface of a large, manicured lawn. I probably wouldn't have noticed if there hadn't been a heavy dew or if the sun hadn't just come up over the treeline setting ( Read more... )

And the barbtender asks "What's your poison, mate ( Read more... )