Title: This Must Be The Place
Pairing: Kanda/Lavi, Bookman
Rating: NC-17 for language, sex, crack, and derogation
Disclaimer: DGM belongs to Hoshino Katsura et al
A/N: High School AU Flashback!; the one where Lavi and Kanda have le sex (together) and it is quite le rough ride (together).

( Yeah, like how you hang onto your v-card like gold. )

Title: Cheap & Juicy!
Pairing: Lavi/Allen
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: DGM belongs to Hoshino Katsura et al, "That Time" lyrics by Regina Spektor.
A/N: High School AU Flashback!; Lavi and Allen discuss water conservation.  Not.

( With very big tits and a half more. )

+more books!  mas y mas!  good news, i am finally in possession of the book that spawned it all!  well, the series, anyway.  da da da daaaaa ANGUS THONGS & FULLFRONTAL SNOGGING.  hark! who goes there?  why, tis me and fullfrontal snogging, of course. YESSSSSSSSS.  AFTER YEARS AND YEARS OF PINING FOR THE FIRST BOOK. it had never occurred to me to ( Read more... )

Title: What Is Commonly Referred To As La Soupe à l'Oignon  
Pairing: Kanda/Lavi, Theodore, Daisya, Marie
Rating: R for language and sexuality
Disclaimer: DGM belongs to Hoshino Katsura et al
A/N: High School AU Flashback!; Theodore lets something damaging slip, and Kanda throws a damaging tizzy.

( Yuu. )

Title: J'en ai marre
Pairing: Kanda/Lavi
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: DGM belongs to Hoshino Katsura et al
A/N: High School AU Flashback!; soon after Theodore lets something slip, Kanda is faced with the consequences.

( Kanda admires his chest, thinking, oh mon dieu ces va me tuer! )

Happy Oddly Shaped Leaf Day!

And so, to celebrate the loss of Kanda's innocence 2nd anniversary of my discovery of le DGM!

Title: Just Want Your
Pairing: Kanda/Lavi, Komui, Lenalee
Rating: R
Disclaimer: DGM belongs to Hoshino Katsura et al
A/N: High School AU Flashback!; the one where Lavi teaches Kanda how to kiss, and there is a lot of Serious ( Read more... )

YOU KNEW YOU HAD IT COMING. I AM RIDICULOUS LIKE THAT ♥ PLS CLICK ME TO SEE WHY KANDA AND LAVI GET ALONG SO VERY WELL~

Title: C'est Dommage

Pairing: Kanda/Lavi, Lenalee/Allen

Rating: PG-13 for language, sexuality, derogation, and crack

Disclaimer: DGM belongs to Hoshino Katsura et al

A/N: (Very Epic) High School AU; the one where Lavi thinks it's smashing, Walker thinks it's lovely, and Lenalee thinks it's an astonishing representation. True, Kanda thinks it's stupid, ( Read more... )

Let's pretend this is not silly and that we really want to know what goes on inside high school au!Kanda's head, riiight? No I am not bored, what the bloody hell are you on about, man?

Commencing questionnaire!*  Releasing dogs of hell - !**



( questions are crap )

Kanda and Lavi
by William Shakespeare (and prillalar.com)

( o kanda, kanda! wherefore art thou kanda? )