Bill Bailey is the most amazing man I've never met. Damn exams, I'm only updating this because I've been awake since 4 am.
Chapter One| Chapter Two|Chapter Three
Chapter Four: Applied Physics: Hand me that sausage
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For some unknown reason I have stayed up trying to get this chapter finished when I have an exam on tuesday. Oh woe is me. It's the hardest exam EVER... think: applied physics. That'll be the title of the next chapter... **scribbles down**.

Chapter One: Right slap bang in the middle of things
Chapter Two: The information was lost on the NBF
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I left my sense of humour on the NBF.
How about this for a joke? What do a brick and a cat have in common? They both have tails. Except the brick. Hahahahahahahah!
Chapter One: Right Slap Bang In The Middle Of Things
Chapter Two: The information was lost on the NBF
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Am I just really strange for carrying on a competition idea? I know, I know... I'm killing it. The usual person who checks my stuff hasn't been online for a loooong time- so I'm sorry it's not as funny as it can be. The next one will be though- promise... although the amount of people that actually read my stuff is estimated at about 2 people who ( Read more... )

Should I find it worrying that 13 year olds have had better sex than me ( Read more... )

You know what I really hate?

Myself when I am an absolute arsehole. I started this rant after marking a sociology paper that my friend wrote and I got a bit carried away. The only point that really has anything to do with other LJ users, would be 4. And that was probably something that LJ did on its own. I am very, very sorry. You can write your ( Read more... )

Words to Include ( Read more... )

Title: My Heart Is Full
Characters: Jesse/John/Adam
Notes: Ok, so I tried to do something slightly different, and this is part of a multi-chaptered fic. If you think that I shouldn't bother then say, or if you think I should stay away from the morbid stuff then say... :)
Chapter One
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Title: Duck Or Grouse?
Summary: Why are you lying on the bed scantily dressed?
Note: Sorry if this is confusing, the scene changes are supposed to be. Tell me if you think this monster should continue. Je suis desolée… I didn’t mean for it to be so bloody long so I’ve had to separate it into 2 parts, but read it as if you’re reading a giant essay ( Read more... )