Two and a half hours of my life I'd like back please.

Oooh,ooh, ooh we have just got our new hoover(latest model Dyson).
It is way cool and look like the b*stard offspring of a
Nautilius and some ducts complete with a telescopic shaft for entertainment purposes. The tall one and I are now fighting over who doesn't get to do the hoovering.

Oh, and the carpets have changed colour.

There are two seagull chicks living on the ledge opposite my office window. Still at the down stage and about the size of a large aubergine on long legs.It's so cute! I feel like I'm having my very own Springwatch.

last night I came home to half a dead mouse on my living room carpet. I do not own a cat. There was no sign of the other half.

It comes to something when Environmental health tells you it's bizarre.

Revisionist
You scored 100% Gender-Abolitionist, 100% Sexually Liberal, and 100 % Socialist

You are the Revisionist Feminist! You are, by far, the most philosophical, the most sexually-liberated, and the most politically extreme variety of feminist. You are very, very freedom-oriented. You abhor oppression in all forms. For instance, your views ( Read more... )

In literature that is. I don't think I agree with most of this list but it's nice to see Banksie there
"It was the day my grandmother..",oh you know the rest

Walking round the botanics with a bag of nuts for the squirrels, I met ( Read more... )

I am becoming old and grumpy and curmudgeonly, shortly I shall start writing letters to the Times, grow a white moustache and talk about how much better things were in my day ( Read more... )

I have no energy today. I am spending today in recovery due to the excellent time I had last night at Gigantor. Much thanks to anonmyous seth, gingeber and zotz for putting on a damn fine club (yes i know there is something you can do to make LJ users names into links but I can be bothered doing that, my hip hurts I tell you!)and thank to nik ( Read more... )

http://www.savethecameo.org/

Public meeting tonight at 7 at Central Methodist halls