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You know you haven't remembered to log in to LJ before checking your friend's page when 9/10th of the page says: '(You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors.)'

LULZ.

I have chemical burns to my sinuses, esophagus, and lungs from the paint sprayer the contractor used. When someone paints with one of those things, it turns the paint into a fine mist which, while covering the walls and ceiling quickly and evenly, also means it's a hazard to breathe in. There's very clear instructions on the damned thing that ( Read more... )

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This is too cute!

Something tells me Mom must have watched the show a fair few times and turned her son into a Gleek, too.

They were painting today using the power sprayer that sucked so much power that I couldn't safely use my computer. I made do playing on my sister's Nintendo DS ( Read more... )

1) I either severely bruised or broke two of my toes last night when I tripped rather badly in the bathroom. I'm guessing it's just deeply bruised since I can still wiggle them, but it hurts like mad. Since the treatment for a broken toe is just to tape it to the one next to that, I did so. I know ice would also help, but getting ice to stay on ( Read more... )

Renovation: (n) a painful, expensive, drawn out process wherein a person hands out gobs of money and wait patiently for contractors to show up whenever they please, do a minimum amount of work, and then disappear for long stretches of time leaving the homeowners with a barely functional house with nary a word to said homeowner. See also: masochism ( Read more... )

...and oh, lawdy, Miss Clawdy, it's a mess ( Read more... )

Every time I eat mixed nuts, I remember all those word problems I had to do in school where some girl named Maria wanted to mix together peanuts, cashews, and Brazil nuts in just the right quantity.

Ugh.

In other news, I come bearing pictures.


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