What the fuck. Pineapple.

...no one lick me.

So what's a guy got to do to get some money for booze and food around here?

I'm back.

Aizen-sama, I'm working on fulfilling your commands, but that Izuru bastard is slippery. Too cowardly to face me in a fair fight.

There's also someone pretending to be Kuchiki Rukia...except she's dead. It's just a shinigami trick, I'm sure.

Right?

[Private/hackable]I should feel nothing about smacking that faker one. She's lucky I didn't just ( Read more... )

What a shitty day. What a shitty week. First this place gets soggy as hell, and now I'm just sitting here on my ass in this crappy apartment. Boss? Please tell me you've got something useful for me to do. Our enemies are out there, so we shouldn't be sitting here letting them breathe when we should be taking them out.

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[Private to Ukitake]

Hey, Captain Ukitake, I uh left a bottle of sake at your tea place. Thing.

[/Private]

Man. I ache, but it's a good ache. Thanks for the workout, Yoruichi-san. Sorry I wasn't who you expected.

Anyone know who gives a good massage in this place?

Ow. Ow. Fuck ow.

Comment here and I'll tell you one thing that I like about you. Then go post it in your journal and return the sentiment. You know the drill.

I dunno why, but I just felt like posting this. Maybe it's remnants of the hangover.

[Filtered away from Kuchiki Byakuya]

...that sucked.

Ichigo, there's pink alcohol in the fountain today. I don't care if it's a girly drink, I'll be there with a bucket when you're ready to go get shitfaced.

[Private to Kuchiki Rukia]

So...you'n Kurosaki, huh?

So last night was weird and uncomfortable and oh yeah it sucked but maybe things'll be normal now that I got some sleep. Okay, so let's try this out ( Read more... )