Fuck zombies.

Everyone okay from yesterday? I dodged another curse, lucky me. Not that I can't do battle, but I'm not into it like it was. I like my fights to make some sense, or at least be the fun kind that come in a bar.

Zell, man, you okay? I know we've only gone drinking the one time, but if that's how you blow off a hangover the next day, I might have to ( Read more... )

What the fuck-

Please tell me I just had some bad booze and that was all just a really, really gay dream.

Alack! Yet another evening has passed in this fair township without proper carousing or the company of wenches. I pray thee direct this humble man to the nearest fine ale and my gratitude will not be lacking, nor tardy in its arrival. For today is but a day and e'er we must seize it mayhap tomorrow does not come.

[ooc: Yes, that is a Shakespearean ( Read more... )

I WENT AND GOT YOUR STUPID RABBITS FROM THE TEMPLE PLACE AND THEY BOTH FUCKING SHIT ON MY SHIRT ON THE WAY OVER. BOTH OF THEM. WHAT, DID YOU FUCKING TRAIN THEM OR SOMETHING?

Glad that shit's done with. Some fuckers better watch themselves if they dare to show their ugly faces anytime soon, s'all I'm saying ( Read more... )

This user guide reads like bad fiction, but everyone seems to believe it. No one can leave on their own, if they do leave they can lose their memory, the money is stupid-looking, and there are curses. Right. Can't wait to see what that's all about.

Anyway, I'm getting the hang of it. Captain, let me feed you some bullshit report in. I'm crashing ( Read more... )

[a moment or two of silence]

[SPLASH]

WHAT THE FUCK-

...the hell am I? This ain't no-OI. ISHIDA. CAPTAIN KUROTSUCHI.

...Dondochakka?

...

Anyone?

AIZEN YOU FUCK. If this is an illusion it's really fucked up and also boring. And dumb.

WHY AM I SITTING IN A FOUNTAIN. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.