Another woman had her shoes stolen! Don't know the details, but they were tango shoes. Someone call the fetish police!

A few weeks ago, some spoogemouth fuckwit stole my bike. Right out of my parents' garage. I am so, so pissed about this, partially because it had a pair of tango shoes in it. This meant I had to buy a new bike and new tango shoes. This is not easy if you are unemployed and broke. I got an old Schwinn that I had to fix up, but I hate it. It ( Read more... )

I just saw an advertisement that said "With Great Breasts comes Great Responsibilities". The first thing that popped into my mind was "story of my life ( Read more... )

Yesterday was interesting. A private wine-tasting party, hosted by some tango aquiantances. They were real connisuers of the fermented grapes and were opening some really fancy sounding bottles of old wine. Guess who got invited? Lots of expensive wine, surgeons, historians, teachers . . . blind tasting of wine and yummy food. I didn't know ( Read more... )

This morning I opened up the most recent issue of Newsweek. I like this magazine, I think of it as just left of middle-of-the-road. (I don't care what anyone says, I don't think that Newsweek is "liberal"). I was skimming through the articles and my eye caught this ( Read more... )

I've made up a new song. Its funny ( Read more... )

I'm really mad at David. Pissed might be a better word. I've been sitting here thinking about the believability of the statement "Yes officer. I was just minding my own business when I saw this giant brick sneak up behind him and start bludgeoning him. Why? I don't know. Maybe he insulted the bricks' mother. Whatever it was, that brick ( Read more... )

Considering that I don't have much nerve, its taken me a long time to gather it all up ( Read more... )

Christmas time again and the world keeps turning. It should come as no surprise that tango does not break for major holidays, but it was a little unusual that a Roman tango teacher should stop by looking for tango love on said eve. Yet he did, and recieved ( Read more... )

Well, its finally happened. The girls of tango have convinced me to teach a lady lead course. I'm such a whore. I've also taken on two students, (one who is a masseause. She pays me in massage. Heheheheheheh). Since there are like, 8 other teachers in Eugene, I've had a hard time justifying the need for one more. Cognitive disodence and all ( Read more... )