Due to popular demand.. meaning, MIRIAM.. I'm doing this thing ( Read more... )

I've been up to things you people don't need to know about.  Actually, I just am lazy and don't feel like typing out all my recent adventures, needless to say, the past week has been quite the ride.  But, looks like I'm sparing you all, maybe because I can't remember anything now, and I blame Kyle.. but it's alright, because he has a mohawk.  ( Read more... )

I love this song, dammit. It's good.

( Hahaha, this is hilarious! )

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following ( Read more... )

Is it enough to let you know I'm still breathing? I know, I should probably update more often, but I'm busy. Marie and I have been.. busy? Yes, that's it. Luckily I wont babble on and on about our adventures, mostly because I can't remember them. Reanna and I have to float down the Clinton River soon, in raft we're making. This should be ( Read more... )

I'm bored, oh so bored. I should have went to Battle of the Bands Friday, dammit. I suppose seeing Mr. and Mrs. Smith makes up for it? That was a good movie, but I wouldn't have enjoyed it as much if Angie wasn't in it. Ah, she needs a sleepstakes, right Meggan? Last night I finished watching Swimming Pool, Dirty Filthy Love, and Requiem For a ( Read more... )

www.urbandictionary.com/douche

My personal favorite:

2. douche 
A device used to scrub out a sordid, stinking, grungey, pussy.
Example:

Jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. So, Jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for Christmas. "Oh great!" She exclaimed. "Now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood ( Read more... )

So, PETA did a demonstration outside the statehouse in Providence, RI yesterday. They packaged three of their memebers like meat to make a statement. I find this admirable.

( flesh )

Who bought new clothes today, with her OWN money?
Olivia did.
Who had chinese food today?
Olivia did.
Who got to brag to Zach about going to the 89x Show?
Olivia did.
Who has mind altering conversations with Meggan?
( Olivia does. )

Well, well, well.  Friday I hung out with Meggy, Nelson and Miriam.  It was ..wow, no adjective to describe it. Fantastic?  Odd?  I don't know.. but fun nonetheless.  We went to Barnes & Nobles because we're all cool, and Meggan had chocolate on her face for a hour.  Then we went back to Miriams.  We had one of the weirdest sex talks we've ever had ( Read more... )