I am really angry right now. Really angry. My eyebrows are in one of those cartoon angry vees like Cartman's angry eyebrows on South Park. So for those of you I am mad at (most everyone on the planet), EAT THIS:


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Sometimes I worry that I'm really annoying but then I have a conversation with my mother and it leaves me feeling really a whole lot better about myself because ( Read more... )

This just in: after a long time spent not shitting all over everything, the dog has decided that she would now like to shit on everything and so she is. ON EVERYTHING. Also, everywhere.

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Well, I feel very accomplished today because I actually did some things beyond working and sleeping. I met with my advisor at 9AM on campus. The meeting went well and I informed him that his is the only person at ETSU who has ever been moderately helpful. He and Dr. Holmes helped me pick classes for summer and fall, change my catalog year and ( Read more... )

This is a very beautiful and inspirational drawing by Becky:


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Well, Luxie had twelve puppies last Friday evening. Work was dead because of the NASCAR races. Everyone wanted to go to a restaurant that had chicken wings and TVs, not that I didn't get any race fans and not that they didn't ask me for any chicken wings. Anyway, they sent us home early because business was so slow. When we got home, Luxie was ( Read more... )

I HAVE FINISHED THE ROUGH DRAFT OF THE STORY I HAVE BEEN WRITING FOR THREE MONTHS! The end has come and passed. It has been completed. Is it any good? I don't know. Is it done? Yes. Have I finished something that I started for the first time in my entire life ever? Yes I have. Now I just have to type it up and figure out where that uh... ( Read more... )

Well, I just cut myself accidentally while shaving my legs in the shower and I believe I may be bleeding to death. Ew ( Read more... )

Last night, we hung out at Buddy's and most of everyone we work with was there. Parliere brought these girls he'd picked up at a gas station. No word yet on how old they actually are. They DID ask Des and I whether or not we were twins, which caused me to be mean to them for the entire night ( Read more... )

"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for a reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed." - Albert Einstein ( Read more... )