Patrick picked my shift up for me tonight and I'm so grateful I could hump his face. Anyway, I really planned on getting my septum pierced last night but I stopped by work and ran into Buddy (who by the way looks like he's contracted syphilis or something) and told him what I was going to do and he was like, "Don't do it! It's horrible! It's the ( Read more... )

Um Okay yeah I just have to say, I am currently watching a music video by a Sri Lankan, British female rapper and I have to say it is really really really terrible. This is so bad I can't even really begin to fully wrap my mind around how horrible this is.

I haven't updated in five weeks so this is an update. I didn't make shit at work tonight. So there's THAT. I guess all I wanted to say is the following: Des and I had these neighbors in the apartment next door, right? Well they were drug dealers. They had this little daughter and they were always making drug runs with her wrapped in a blanket ( Read more... )

Okay, I only update when I have very important things to say so obviously, what follows is extremely important ( Read more... )

Well I haven't updated in six weeks. During my absence from livejournal, several things have happened. For one, I went and visited my mother in Pennsylvania and came back talking, looking and dressing like her. Also, Des and I finally got our car back from the mechanic. Someone call CNN. Not to jinx anything, but it seems to be in working ( Read more... )

The other night, Des rented "The House of Yes" because she really wanted me to watch it and I watched it. This movie is about incest. It is also a very good movie ( Read more... )

Des and I have been driving this loaner car the mechanic gave us since our car 'sploded in July and this fine evening, it got a motherfucking flat tire and now I have to get up in three and a half hours to go get a spare tire. At least Patrick is going to pick me up so I can do this shit. Dear Patrick, let's make babies. Love, Kat. Anyway, this ( Read more... )

I need to find roadkill and I'm on a deadline. I am taking this photography class taught by Laura Grant. Patrick and Des are taking it too. Anyway, last week I took really sad horrible ugly self-portraits and this week I'm taking roadkill pictures. I'll explain why later but seriously, it's very deep and brilliant. Really. I have class ( Read more... )

Tonight, Megan came in to the Olive Garden to eat dinner and she sat in my section with her girlfriend and two friends and they said they were getting shrooms and we should do them too. So we met them out and did them but I started to freak out so I had Patrick drive me home and drop me off. I then proceeded to write four pages in my paper ( Read more... )

Tonight, I finished reading "The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things" by JT LeRoy and it was amazing and I loved it. I really want to see the movie and read his first book, "Sarah", and also marry him.