I love my job. I could do without the waiting tables part, but other than that, I love my job. I really like everyone we work with, with the exception of Steve Little. I guess Little Steve is more fitting, as he stands 4'11" on a good day...or on stilts. He's a short bald Republican. And I think he's a virgin. He really doesn't have much ( Read more... )

We still don't have the car. Turns out my dad has been telling the mechanic to take an extra long time on the car to punish us because somehow he thinks it's our fault that the car went completely out of control and we almost died. The mechanic listened to him because he thought the car was in my dad's name, which it's not, but now he knows the ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in about a week. I just had to get something off my chest. I was watching the olympics on TV today and I've come to the conclusion that synchronized swimming is one of the most disconcerting things I have ever seen ( Read more... )

Des is making me watch "Days of Thunder" because I have never seen it before. Tomorrow, is the fabled day that we get our car back from the mechanic. If it's "not ready", this will be the fourth or fifth deadline he has missed and if we don't get the car back by the time Des starts school (August 30th), we're fucked. My dad has been helping me out ( Read more... )

I can't fucking sleep. I guess I should get in bed and try. I just would like you all to know that my girlfriend is the hottest ( Read more... )

The fucking cat shit in our bed while we were sleeping. I then proceeded to roll around in it before waking up, really confused. What a great way to start the day. We really need to do laundry tonight. Anyway, today is Des's mom's birthday. We bought her these Cherish teddy bears off of ebay but the idiot person who sold them to us ignored Des ( Read more... )

Work went really well tonight. I didn't make a whole ton of money, but I still had a good night. I was in a really small section with a partner and it's hard to make a whole lot of money in there, even on a Saturday night. However, a few weeks ago, Des made like $173 in that section with me but it's because she kept having huge parties. I let ( Read more... )

I can't sleep. I went to Des's orientation with her at ETSU today after only two hours of sleep and then I came home and slept for six hours and now I can't sleep. She's asleep because she didn't take a nap because she's not a moron like I am. Anyway, it looks like she's going to start school in the fall. I am so happy for her and I guess maybe ( Read more... )

today was the work picnic. it was held at warrior's path park and since it was more or less run by andy, there was much food had by all. andy is the kind of the food. if, at any given time, i walk into work and everyone is in the kitchen eating popsicles, i know andy's managing ( Read more... )

and another thing. i am sick and fucking tired of people being like, "ohhh all these people who i don't know always add me to their friends list on live journal because i'm just SOOOOOOOOOO awesome." because the only people i don't know who add me to their friends lists are retarded. they type like this: OMG i went 2 muh bff's house and it wuz SO ( Read more... )