so my cell phone now rings "what is love" by haddaway and i have to say, that makes me infinitely happy. the only thing that bothers me is that every time it rings, everyone who hears it has to do that goddamned night at the roxbury head thing ( Read more... )

so des and i were at the laundromat the other night with jason stanton, who drove us there since our car is still in pieces. there was this old redneck there who kept spitting random declarative statements at us. we nodded and smiled, mostly because i don't think any of us understood most of what he was saying. anyway, he took his laundry out to ( Read more... )

well, lots has happened since my last update, i have to say. it really sucks to type because my finger is still hurting from when i got stitches last friday when i cut my motherfucking finger open at work ( Read more... )

it hurts to type because i hurt my finger. oh poor me! i cut my finger open at work around 9:30pm on a fucking wine glass. it hurt and bled a lot. i had to go to the hospital and get three stitches in my finger. my ring finger on my right hand. when the doctor was looking at my hand, he opened the wound up a bunch to see if there was glass ( Read more... )

today is des and my one-year anniversary. happy birthday, my favorite little vagina of love. you are so the only one for me. and in celebration, we shall go get my car looked at and then go to work. woo! i love you.

last night i had this really fucked-up dream. des and i were walking through a deserted street and we saw this big amphitheatre and there were two bodies hanging from nooses from the roof of the amphithreatre. we stopped to look, and then suddenly one of the bodies was gone. then we heard footsteps and this body which was like, kind of dead, ( Read more... )

des and i are working our asses off to get bills paid so that we'll have enough money to go home to florida for a visit. i'm worried that my car won't make it because of the accident. hopefully the hood won't fly up or anything, since it's all misaligned. THAT is great fun on the highway. really ( Read more... )

work sucked a fat one last night because i hadn't had any sleep and i was exhausted and totally not functioning correctly. i still made decent money though. and i had a table of people who were from minnesota, much like myself, and i made fun of their accents and they tipped me really well.

okay i have to go eat lunch and go to work...again.

don't record videos of yourself dancing to the real mccoy because des will put them up all over the internet ( Read more... )

well my dad stuck me with serena. he sent her to me on a plane saying he'd take her back just so he could get me to take her, with no intention of taking her back. the landlord's husband saw her (while looking through our window) and says we have to get rid of one of our animals. we don't know what to do, or which one to get rid of, or who to ( Read more... )