for those of you who haven't been watching the thatdirtyblonde cam tonight, you just missed me, cleaning out all the evil stinking rotting dead food from my powerless refrigerator. the best part was the freezer, where i got to scrub out a lovely mixture of melted orange popsicle, butter pecan ice cream, and butter. it smelled like orange foot. i ( Read more... )

( g'on now. i don't bite hard. )

1:45am ( Read more... )

is to be second place to everyone you've ever met in your entire life ( Read more... )

( i have to make posts like this in order to earn this nickname. )

Well, I should have used my teaching money to do practical, grown-up things, like grocery shop or ensure that I'm not heading for a complicated dispute with the power company, but instead, I went out and bought beer with it (oh, and some pancakes), and I'm not the least bit sorry today ( Read more... )

I don't know what my problem is today, but I am exhausted. Maybe it's the weather - all the windows are open and there is this cool breeze coming through that just makes you want to curl up under the comforter and pass out. It helps that I had a bag of popcorn and half a bottle of wine for lunch. (Don't worry - it's part of my Fatkins diet for ( Read more... )

( a real post to appease the teeming millions )

which of you just called my house? i have my suspicions, but since my phone is dead (and therefore the caller id) i can only guess. the phone didn't even ring, and so now you know exactly why you must always leave lengthy messages, demanding my presence and sparkling conversation. it actually works sometimes ( Read more... )

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