So, I decided I'd try my hand at Labyrinth fanfic; you know the one with David Bowie's tight pants? Yeah, that one. And yes, I know I'm a skanky, fandom-cheating whore. Sorry.
It's over on ffn, if you'd like to read it.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8380748/1/Bandages *hides away in shame*
Also, there's a plot, I swear, I'm just getting it in now.