I'm gonna hit Houston with a hurricane if it kills me.

And by "me" I mean "thousands of you."

Aw yeah aw yeah, Tha Notorious G.O.D. inna universe!

You wanna try and thwart my grand design, bitches? I straight up smackedaho cuz I didn't want no baby like that born, and what did you niggaz do? Ya kept the dead fuckin' zombie body alive.

God repazent, y'all. When I go to kill a baby, you don' get in my way. Fo shizzle.

What fucking number did I forget to carry when I did the math? How in my name could I have possibly fucked up some random number in my great and mysterious plan so badly that this kind of asshattery occurs?

Brains? Trains? What the fuck, you eejits?

OH WHAT THE FUCK?

I DO NOT HATE FAGS.

NOR DID I MEAN TO HIT NOLA AND BILOXI.

Shit, ain't y'all ever had a bowling ball get away from ya?

I was aiming for Houston.

Some funny shit, yo.

So many LJ communities dedicated to me. Rockin'.

Take, for instance, ahamoments. It's so good to see people still talking about my mad-ass skillz.

mr_hu IS NOT A NINJA.

That is all.

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What the fuck?

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MONKEYS?

WHAT THE FUCK. I mean, really. What the fuck.