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[the_big_z]

My friends, it pains me to learn that most of you seem to have been taken in by the devious lie being perpetrated that somehow places me, an innocent bystander, as the true culprit of this heinous panty-snatching. I know that a man of justice and righteousness like me has a lot of enemies, but I never could have imagined that one would be so bold

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[thunder_striker]

Zapp, I told you to keep quiet for your own good.

Godot is very good at his job and will find a way to use this to his advantage.

[the_big_z]

Yes, yes, aren't you just precious. I'll decide what's good for me, thank you very much! It's important that people realize my true nobility, and also that Izuru is a perverted maniac.

[thunder_striker]

Izuru wasn't the one found smelling the evidence.

[the_big_z]

I could have been smelling anything!

[heroic_commoner]

Izuru? No offense, but it's not exactly convincing.

[the_big_z]

You don't know him like I know him.

[heroic_commoner]

No, but I know you. Unfortunately.

[thelostseraph]

. . . You remember what we spoke of last? Tread carefully.

It is a shame your personality reverted back.

[the_big_z]

Hmm, come to think of it... I wonder if my female self's panties were in that pile...

[thelostseraph]

. . . Your capacity for perversion is beyond any I have ever witnessed. And that is not a compliment.

[the_big_z]

That's not going to stop me from taking it that way.

[ace_of_11s]

Yeah, like we believe you. You're lucky you're in that cell and not out here where I could teach you some manners with my fists.

[the_big_z]

Could we meet up after, or...?

[ace_of_11s]

Oh, sure, so long as you don't mind getting the shit knocked out of you by a girl.

[the_big_z]

Mind?

You don't know me very well, do you.

[godot_107]

Ha!

...Poor, dumb bastard.

Only one defense attorney who's ever set foot on this island would have half a chance of seeing you go free, and he's long gone.

[the_big_z]

So go get him. I don't see how this is so difficult.

[godot_107]

First of all, that's the furthest thing from being my responsibility.

*sips coffee*

Secondly, he's not even in this world. Disappeared. Unless the cosmos decide to spit him back out here just to come to your aid, there's no way we'll see him.

[the_big_z]

Why shouldn't it? I deserve as much! I've been wrongly accused!