Okay, now I'm really scared.

Hot /science/ teachers?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(and don't you say anything, Gemma!)

If anyone wants to read about my adventures in france, go to my blog ( http://portiagoestofrance.blogspot.com ) because i'm kindof too lazy to write about them twice. SO, blogspot be for those things I want everybody to read, and livejournal for those things i think it best that ( Read more... )

I am currently in France. France rocks. The language is kinda screwy, though. It's certainly screwing me over, in any case.

B.Med at Newie.

Man, I am so mature right now.

I got my P's on Thursday.

Yes, that is right, the roads are no longer safe. fear for your lives - Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Knight Rider Hasselhoff


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I was in Woolworths at Toronto today and we were standing at the checkout and there was this stand of DVDs. At the top of the stand was a sign with a picture of some DVDs and the words: "Alan Jones Reccommends!" in big bold letters.

Wow. What a sure-fire way to make sure that half the population definitely DOESN'T buy those DVDs.

BEST Christmas-cracker joke IN the history of the world:

What goes: Ho-Ho-Ho-thump?
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Santa laughing his head off.

UAI = 95.85

I am so stoked.

Stoked to the point that I am actually using the word "stoked".

This person called Tamara Malkki keeps adding me to different website groups, whereupon I am sent an e-mail saying "hey! come and join Ebo!!!" or "Tamara wants you to join her at W.A.Y.N.!!!" (always with the annoyingly enthusiastic overuse of exclamation marks). This, in itself, would not be such a problem, except for one thing ( Read more... )