So, yeah, dv already told about the Imperial Rave, but he was drunk and biased cuz... um... Tarkin "forgot" to give him an invite. Anyway. I dunno who we put in charge of organizing the DJs but somebody got fucking Paul Van Dyk. Fuck Paul Van Dyk. He's DJing some boring trance euro pop shit... some fucking Darude or something, and I'm like "Paul ( Read more... )

Hey gang, I'm back. I've been busy with running The Empire and stuff. I get called away on business every once in a while. Speaking of running The Empire, I made a community for my loyal servants... the_empire. I'm still fixing everything for it, but go ahead and join. :)

Click here.

This universe is SO boring.

dv is the real Darth Vader.
darthvader is an imposter.

In space...


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One of the benefits of being the supreme ruler of the evil empire that governs the entire universe is that you can get a spot on Celebrity Jeopardy anytime you want. And win. And keep the money, instead of giving it to one of those bullshit charities like the Ronald McDonald house or whatever. I completely kicked ass, winning 99,999 credits (the ( Read more... )

Look what I found in storage! Our first album! Maybe you heard of us.


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Let me tell you about my old pal Skeletor. We go way back. I knew him in High School and now we're all wrinkly and shit, that's how long I've known him. We'd do evil teenager shit like T.P. the principal's yard, scratch our keys against the prom king's Chevy Impala, and shit like that. In my rise to power as supreme ruler of the universe I gave ( Read more... )