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Review of Jesus's new movie - The DaVinci Code

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Yo guys, TheDiaryofJesus here. Sorry it's been so long, but I've been doing mucho-other stuff: working on a novel, trying to stay in school, and trying to get this new website going (looking for someone who can actually program a decent page unlike me!). Feel free to check it out at Read more... )

As has happened so many times in my life, I have once again been motivated off of my lazy, jewish ass by that mother fucker Satan ( Read more... )

Well well well. I leave for a few days and look what happens ( Read more... )

Mary got herself in a bit of trouble last night, and naturally I had to bail her ass out. She was working the 1-4 AM shift on Steinbloom street, and I guess she ended up heading off to some seedy motel with a banker named Noah Heimen. Not only does the man have a terribly unfortunate name, but he apparently also has an icredibly disturbing fetish ( Read more... )

It was so damn hot today. What a time for my AC to break. And of course, when I say AC, I mean that pagan flute player named Clarence (i'm pretty sure he's gay) that follows me around waving a palm leaf in front of my face to create a sort of breeze. Anyway, Judas was over for some brownies and this Clarence fellow accidentally knocked Judas' ( Read more... )

And our softball game got rained out. Thanks for that one Dad ( Read more... )

Well I got kicked out of my apartment today. Yep, just like that. Just because I said I didn't want to do the dishes, which was completely reasonable seeing as how I hadn't even used ANY of them. I'll admit I did get a little angry, and I think I might have called Noah a "dirty whoremouth jewbag" or something like that...but I honestly don't ( Read more... )