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[jeff_francoeur]

Uh, hi. So I'm in this now (what's with the delay? Was there ambiguity about rather I'm a real player?) and I'm...introducing myself. I'm Jeff. I play right field for Atlanta. I got one of these things mostly 'cause the rook crew said so, namely brian_mccann so...go bug him about his LAMEASS screen name. omgicaughtsmoltz. Are we teenage girls?

Comments

[joemauer]

Welcome. That is a lame ass screen name.... I catch for Johan Santana, and I don't say that kind of shit.

[jeff_francoeur]

Seriously, the man called me (I was still in Mississippi) after the THIRD time he caught John, all "Oh my God, I visited him on the mound today!"

[brett_tomko]

Do you like long walks on the beach?

[jeff_francoeur]

They always seemed kinda boring.

[joemauer]

Women seem to like that.

[jeff_francoeur]

Boring? Well, I ain't being boring just to get chicks.

[farnsworthalot]

All you fuckin giggly rooks ARE teenage girls basically.

Arbys mocha milkshakes are absolute shit unless theyre chock fulla vodka.

[jeff_francoeur]

I am not giggly.

Corruptin' the rookies, Farns...

[farnsworthalot]

Youre all giggly. Dont deny the gigglin cause you know its true.

Thats how I do, French.

[jeff_francoeur]

Makin' shit up, man.

Edmund Burke (1729 - 1797)

[scott_munter]

Our patience will achieve more than our force.

Re: Edmund Burke (1729 - 1797)

[jeff_francoeur]

Go look at how many walks I have this year, and how many home runs, and you'll see that my force has acheived a lot more than my patience.

[todd_linden]

whoa i'm a rookie too and i also enjoy milkshakes! weird!

[jeff_francoeur]

Stunning.