A new poll shows that America is ready for a woman president. Now we just need to figure out who.

What would ever possess a blind man to bite his own guide dog?

Also, A Buddhist Monk glued his eyes shut accidently, after having mistaken a tube of glue for eye drops. I'd imagine he's taking it well.

Jay won! I'm still sad Austin was eliminated, 'cause he was my favorite. Still, I'd rather Jay and Kara Saun because Kara Saun apparantly lost her fucking mind with that collection. Yuck.

Actually, I like Wendy's best. But she was a bitch. Not that Jay was much kinder, he was just more honest about it and didn't go behind peoples' backs.

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I knew this whole getting a new stove thing was going too easily. The new stove was damaged. They're sending another on Monday. I want to cook, damn it!

Squeal! Austin Scarlett, one of my favorite designers from Project Runway, has launched his website. I wish I were both skinny and rich, because I love the clohes. Especially the long duster with the scalloped edges. I also love that he got to show a collection, even if he wasn't eligible for the final prize. I wonder how much the judges ( Read more... )

Because I love you all so very much.

And I want to be praised. ;)

Usual rules apply. Please comment to let me know which icons you're taking, and put my LJ name in the keywords. Thanks!

There's no real theme, I just went through my file of weird and funny random quotes and had at.


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I popped over to read PvP. The artist, Scott Kurtz, decided to write about his desire for a new cell phone. The question, "What was pre-industrial revolution man obsessed with?" got me to thinking ( Read more... )

Hurray! We ordered a new stove today. It's very nice, an Amana with a glass top (the best sort they sell at Sears). The heating element inside the oven is covered, so we don't have to worry about ruining it so much. With delivery, haul-away of the Stove of Doom, and a 5-year maintanance plan it's about $600 I think. It'll be delivered ( Read more... )

Does anyone know a reliable source of ostriches who can deliver on short notice?

Also, what's a good hotel in Baltimore?

Thanks.

You Are 100% Psychic

You are so very psychic.

But you already predicted that, didn't you?

You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.

You're very tapped into the world around you...

Just make sure to use your powers for good!

Are You Psychic?
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