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When I saw this picture in a newspaper today I couldn't quite believe it.

This windey man is a long-mover no more.
Plus, it looks knitted.

(Might upset sheep-lovers. Or snake-haters. Or vice versa. WotEVAH!)

Today was one of those days where I had an altercation with lunch. This isn't unusual for me - after all, what is my bosom for if not to catch dropped food? But today I didn't so much as drop food as spray it all over my frontage, leaving several unsightly grease spots. As I'm going out straight from work, it was totally unacceptable. So I popped ( Read more... )

Reply and I'll give you a letter. Find five songs on your computer which start with that letter and post them in your journal.


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I have just learned how to eat a banana like a monkey.

Well. Where the hell did THAT year go?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
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Something evil has invaded my computer. My mouthwatering desktop image of Noel Fielding has been replaced by a flashing ad for bloody SPYWARE ( Read more... )

I died in the Dungeon of Thegoyle

I was killed in a crystalline tomb by Scarlettfish the arch-demon, whilst carrying...

the Shield of David Tennant, a Figurine of Cantabile, the Sceptre of Eddie Izzard, the Shield of 6helterskelter6, the Sword of X H00ine, a Figurine of Archbishopm, the Axe of Carrielee, the Crown of Ketzel and 69 gold pieces.

Score ( Read more... )

I don't have any news. I had a lovely weekend - went away and stayed with various pals. Also had hair cut, and lashings of wonderful colour. I always feel good when the pretty colours are fresh and new. *sprinkles hairdresser with sparkles of gratitude*

The low point of the weekend was seeing The Da Vinci Code. OK, I'm sure you're all laughing and ( Read more... )

My face is leaking.

Just sayin'.

ETA In the clear light of day I realise that this looks as if I meant I was crying. I wasn't. It was SWEAT. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.