thejabberwock

Well, THAT was anti-climatic.

thejabberwock Feb 09, 2009 00:12

Me, at 12.07: ...Oh. Hey. I'm twenty-one.
midget515: ....Oh! Happy Birthday!
Me: Thanks!
midhet515: I was going to say something exactly at midnight, but I completely forgot. I mean, at eleven-fifty I was like, "Ok, ten minutes, I hope she doesn't fall asleep!"... and then twenty minutes later I fail ( Read more... )

This is why I don't keep plants

thejabberwock Jan 31, 2009 23:06

Dearest dawnfinderI am, in all ways possible, a Very Neglectful Person ( Read more... )

I still win. And by win, I mean lose. and by lose, I mean--something. Mostly Something.

thejabberwock Jan 27, 2009 22:22

So, very brief political highlights of the last week, in a nutshell:

The JUDGE swearing in the President forgot the oath, requiring a SECOND swearing in, to which the press was not privy to ( Read more... )

beginning of the end

It's always someone else's fault

thejabberwock Jan 26, 2009 13:04

YES

In short: "Milwaukee turns down pit bull ban"

Thank GOD some people are still mildly sane. And I'm pleased by the coverage in the article, as well, for being relatively un-biased.

Seriously? A girl, walking with her mother, sticks her head over a strangers fence and is surprised when she gets bitten? And THAT is the basis for this ( Read more... )

There are goldfish on my pants. Literally.

thejabberwock Jan 26, 2009 10:23

Today's Idiocy Proof*:

http://dintywrites.blogspot.com/2009/01/scary-library-shit.html

To quote the important bit for you:
"...The Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008 has been interpreted to include books as a product that must be tested for ( Read more... )

I believe it rhyms with "urk."

thejabberwock Jan 20, 2009 09:13

When I woke up a few hours ago*, I knew it was an important day. Specifically, I knew it was Edgar Allan Poe's 200th birthday.

Currently, it's supposedly snowing outside. At least, it better be snowing, because my roommate woke me up with a high pitched squeak that it was snowing, but to be honest my blurry, sleep filled eyes can't make out a ( Read more... )

Life was simpler when I just had to choose between chocolate or regular milk at lunchtime

thejabberwock Jan 17, 2009 15:13

I am currently in a Rather Large Tiff with my parents (re: mostly my mother) over something Utterly Ridiculous, with no foreseeable end insight. And I need impartial views to decide what to do … by Monday.

( The Situation )

It's not like there are any other books to read or anything

thejabberwock Jan 13, 2009 22:16

Jesus Christ!

Dear Anthro/Arch Department:

James Deetz is not the end all of archaeology. Yes, what he wrote was, for his time, absolutely revolutionary. But his In Small Things Forgotten was first written in NINETEEN SEVENTY SEVEN. They are no longer NEW AND REFRESHING ideas. Any person anywhere could pick up any modern archaeology magazine ( Read more... )

Apparently ridiculously short posts are currently my life.

thejabberwock Jan 11, 2009 20:10

Whilst talking to xanny tonight, and after seeing dawnfinder's latest post, it has occurred to me that -

- I rather miss the fun and challenge of writing in a group,

- I miss my old Ari and Anon characters, and

- I really miss my damn Fort Mossflower ( Read more... )

There are no words to express the unfortunate.

thejabberwock Jan 11, 2009 00:53

I just found a $50 check in my room ( Read more... )