MARCH 5TH! MARCH 5TH THEY LETTIN' MY BOY CRAZY TOES UP OUT THE PEN!

so usually when people ask me what i've been up to, what's up, blah blah blah... i respond with "shows, hoes and clothes- all a brotha knows!". it's a play on notorious b.i.g's "money, hoes and clothes- all a brotha knows!". but god damn it, i can't even say that lately. there have been next to no shows for the past several months (thank god sxsw ( Read more... )

gas the obese: you know, i want to start one of these sites like friendster or myspace or moc or whatever ( Read more... )

So last night I went out to dinner with my mother and Tara for my birthday. Then my mother wanted to take us to Drag Queen Bingo at club Meteor because all of her friends were going to be there. All of my moms friends are gay. So I went to drag queen bingo with my mother. A woman who was once chairman of the Republican party of Chambers County. A ( Read more... )

gas the obese: i'd like to stab dave mathews in the head ( Read more... )

six motha fuckin' months and they gonna free Crazy Toes! We can't wait, Crazy Toes! Stay up, ya heard?

and she's aim'd me a few times before but i don't really know the girl. anyway, she asks for my email address so she can show me some pictures of some shirts. shirts? yeah sure, whatever. i give her my email address. she then tells me to go check my email. this is what i see.


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she hasn't called much since i devised my plan to get raymonds number and call him and tell him she's a dumb slut. she called a few times when i was sleeping so i wasn't coherent enough to think to do anything. i was just like "no. he isn't here." click. but she called again tonight and it went like this ( Read more... )

What happened last night cannot be explained with out a brief history lesson, and maybe even not so brief, about my life. I know many times it has been mentioned that I was once a young thug in the dirty bay, and I must take you back to those days to explain where this story begins. My best friend was a kid named Tracy Everett. Now Tracy spent a ( Read more... )

everyday i check my email and i've noticed that there are two things that dominate on a daily basis. they are always there. i mean sometimes i get emails about how bush is a bastard or about animal rights, and sometimes i get emails from friends or family, but every single fucking day i live and breathe i get emails about these two things ( Read more... )