i keep hearing about the problem in Iraq. they don't know how to rebuild Iraq and the economy there and apparently they feel obligated to since they bombed their kids and such. anyway, i came up with an idea ( Read more... )

omarsharif15: youre phaty ( Read more... )

i really don't know what the fuck this was about, but i just decided to play along. i figured some girl must have given somebody my aim name so that i'd fuck with them? but i don't know, this shit seems crazy. it's possible somebody was fucking with me, but you know, i'm entertained regardless ( Read more... )

SavedBySin: hey you kid ( Read more... )

the other day i had to go to the hospital to have a surgery. we won't get into the details of the surgery except to say it's related to crohns disease and i've now had this particular surgery three times. anyway, to be admitted i had to fill out all of this paperwork. one of the questions i had to answer was what my religion was. it only gave me ( Read more... )

is trying to remember the names of all my baby mommas so i can find their numbers in my little black book. i mean, it wouldn't be right if i didn't call them and wish them a happy mothers day.

holdingmynumber: hey jonathon ( Read more... )

ok, so i'm talking to this girl and she's telling me how one of the guys from Sum 41 aim'd her and is bothering her. I ask her what his aim name is because i want to aim him and make fun of him, but when i do this, it doesn't show him as being online because he has everybody but the people on his list blocked. so i get her to tell him a really hot ( Read more... )

So i get these fucking phone calls like two or three times a week. It's some mexican bitch who always asks for Raymond. Every time she calls I tell her "You've got the wrong number." and she's like "Oh i'm sorry." but the shit just kept going on. Sometimes she'll call me two or three times in five minutes. For months now i've gotten these calls. So ( Read more... )

but it's still funny ( Read more... )