( Abandon hope all ye who enter here )

I find the Christians’ perception of the Chronicles of Narnia quite ridiculous. Yes, Lewis saw Aslan as Christ, but anyone who’s studied literature on even a superficial level knows that after a literary work is finished, the author’s original intentions become merely one of the interpretations. Every perception of every reader is just as valid. If ( Read more... )

I was cleaning my room today and I found expired condoms, so, of course, I blew one up into a balloon, drew a happy face on it and went out at 5am to hang it up on the tree near the bench where all the old ladies hang out. I just feel bad I'm not gonna see the reactions. Then again, the old ladies probably won't even know it's a condom.

( Meet Creamy (he's lubricated) )

I've recently realized (well, I've always known it, just never really pointed it out to myself, I guess) that everything I do, I take it really really seriously. Like I'm making something huge and important. Whether I'm thinking up a status message for AIM or writing a thread for a community no one is actually following... I always think of ( Read more... )

Well, I have $9 in my iTunes account, which isn't enough for a full album or new movie, but there were some classics that cost $7. So, I've set my mind on 2 and had people help me choose. One of the movies beat the other like 5 Obamas over half a McCain, and people got me all hyped up, telling me how great it is and etc, etc. So, today, I go on ( Read more... )

It's my 4th marriage anniversary today. As far as I'm aware, I'm still married ( Read more... )

Got this from Mina.
1. Post ten quotes from ten of your favorite films. (I threw in some TV shows)
2. Get your flist to comment if they know what one is.
3. Strike it through when they've guessed correctly.
4. Strictly no Googling!
( Lets see how many people actually read my journal )

Just because I'm not chain-smoking, it doesn't mean I'm okay. I feel like the musicians from the 60s or 70s, or whenever it was, crushed by pressure, fucked up relationships and too many shows, confused by their own emotions, talking too deep for anything they're saying to make any sense, and throwing up at VIP parties. Except I'm not on the road ( Read more... )

( Hard to face holidays )

Every time I want to make an entry, it ends up being about the same thing. And I'm sick of it. Of how my entire existence is occupied by just one thing, because until it's solved, nothing else matters. I'm so tired of having nothing else but one big problem standing between me and the rest of my hypothetical life that could have happened, but ( Read more... )