Comments | thengel: i am batman

thengel

i am batman

Jun 05, 2002 07:17

My family: My son is in rampant denial and has taken to stapling hats to the foreheads of halfling children; my oldest daughter is tripping on some sort of cold medication; I have no idea where the little one is; one grandson can't find his ass with both hands and lets some old guy do it for him instead, and another grandson fell into some puddle ( Read more... )

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Wait... timulty June 5 2002, 04:26:38 UTC

That wasn't just any halfling child. That was a Gamgee. So that makes it all right.

Umm...open the envelope with the air hole. It's safe. Trust me. Heh heh heh.

Re: Wait... thengel June 5 2002, 04:28:12 UTC

And who are you, childling?

Re: Wait... timulty June 5 2002, 04:35:09 UTC

I'm Theoden's replacement for Theodred adopted child. Cookie? *offers* I helped Daddy make 'em. It's yummy. :)

thengel June 5 2002, 04:41:53 UTC

Cookies. Right. I'll pass. The manufacture of that powdered junk you and your dad undoubtedly mix into the dough is actually part of a tradition that goes back for generations. I learned my lesson early in life to never accept cookies or any type of pastry from family members.

fengelofrohan June 5 2002, 05:10:58 UTC

Ah. So you're alive...

I fail to see this as a good thing.

thengel June 5 2002, 05:14:41 UTC

Uh........ Oh, right. Fatherly dislike and all that. How nice for you.

fengelofrohan June 5 2002, 05:27:04 UTC

Isn't it though? I wouldn't dislike you the way I do if you had turned out differently.

Though, perhaps there's still hope.

thengel June 5 2002, 10:44:57 UTC

Uh, yeah. Wow. All this time I thought you just didn't like my haircut. Oh, well.

I doubt that.

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Grandpa! eomer_of_rohan June 5 2002, 11:48:56 UTC

Regardless of gender, I'm still your best descendent.

thengel June 5 2002, 12:01:56 UTC

"Sanest", at any rate.

Thank you, Grandpa! eomer_of_rohan June 7 2002, 01:15:05 UTC

I'm only violent when I'm delirious. And I can usually control myself around fire now. *beams*

Re: Thank you, Grandpa! thengel June 8 2002, 05:34:25 UTC

Good kid. Have an unpoisoned cookie.

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manofrohan June 7 2002, 01:11:36 UTC

See? There are many benifits to denial. For instance I am choosing to ignore the fact I appear to have a dead wombat on my head.

thengel June 8 2002, 05:35:22 UTC

I can't imagine why I hadn't used it before. What wombat?

theoredes June 7 2002, 01:13:20 UTC

I may or may not have done it.

Threats may stop if I get a hug.

thengel June 8 2002, 05:38:20 UTC

Oh, fine. You're cuter than I remember and you seem to have turned out no more of a raving lunatic than any other Rohirrim chick, so. *hugs*